Sayings and Phrases about life..

Sayings and Phrases ------ fun Sayings for and about the House


Sayings and Phrases about life.. for Crafts, Cards, Picture frames and more.. 
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25% of men kiss their wife good-bye when they leave their house... 99% of men kiss their house good-bye when they leave their wife.

A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.

A house is made of brick and stone ... a home is made of love alone!

A house without a dog is not a home.

 A Hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...But the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.

 A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Although our house is quite a mess, come in, relax, converse. It doesn't always look like this sometimes it's even worse.

Bless this house as much as possible.

Cleaning house while kids are still growing is like shoveling - snow while it's still snowing!

Happy is the house that shelters a friend.

Help wanted everyone in the house qualifies.

 Housework is the Pits!

 Housework makes one  ugly! 

Housework makes your HARE turn gray

Housework, done properly, can kill you

Housework, when done correctly, can kill you.

Housework...Just sweep the room with a glance.

 I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -

Ice Tea 5 Cents Housewine of the South

If you want the best seat in the house . . . just move the cat

May your house be warm and your sausages plump.

My house was clean last week sorry you missed it!

My next house will have no kitchen just vending machines

No one has so big a house that he does not need a good neighbor.

Quilting forever...Housework whenever!

The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house.

The journey to a friend's house is never long.

The only self cleaning thing in this house is the cat.

They're sure housework won't kill you...But why take the risk?

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies!

This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with!


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